Hate Me Because I am Bootyful
Fanny Facial Review
At one time
in college I was known as “juicy booty”. I had a nice round
“juicy” butt with junk in the trunk for a 100 lb. Irish gal.
In many ways it was my crowning glory. Flash forward and my crowning glory has become a
royal pain in the ass. My once coveted behind is not flat and saggy.
Small, yes, but no longer spectacular. When I look in the mirror all I see
is a tiny pale white Irish derriere.
Hey, guess what? They have a special treatment for that. It’s
called the Fanny Facial and Smooth Synergy invented it.
Synergy is a medi spa, which means that not only can you get your everyday
facials, laser services and massages, but they also have medical folks on staff to
conduct more invasive procedures such as Botox, Mesotherapy and Nutrition
Consultation. The feel of Smooth Synergy is part relaxing spa and
professional doctor's office. It is a great place for folks that feel
uncomfortable with the often “touch feely” vibe of many other
spas. In fact, while I was waiting for my procedure I saw many men in the
waiting room. This is a perfect place for men, as well as, women who want to
get waxed or pampered but want it a bit more on the discreet side.
Synergy invented the Fanny Facial and god bless them for it.
Let me explain. The Fanny Facial is a three step process
that firms, detoxifies and smoothes your derriere. First, after baring your
buns, the folks at Smooth Synergy exfoliate your buns with their own
Papaya Mint body scrub. The scrub has natural enzymes in it that help
slough away dead skin, as well as, smooth the skin on your buns. Then they
use Microcurrent therapy to get rid of the lumpy and bumpy appearance of
your buns. The Microcurrent feels a bit weird at first, to be honest, like
a tiny electric shock. But then it felt fine, good actually, like being
massaged by 1,000 fingers. The Microcurrent stimulates the muscles in your
buns and makes them flex and relax to actually tone the muscle. They told
me that it is even equivalent to over 3 hours of exercise. I believe it,
my butt felt muscularly worked out. This Microcurrent therapy even has
anti-inflammatory results and it also helps flush the system of toxins. I
was told to take it a bit easy after the service. My buns would feel a bit
sore, like after a good workout, and I should drink plenty of water to help
flush the toxins. It was awesome, I have to say. My butt felt higher and
tighter and definitely more “juicy”.
step in this Fanny Facial is an allover spray tan. What is special
about this spray is that it is a combination of mineral salt bronzers and
DHA 20 (which is an FDA approved cosmetic tanning agent). It is actually a
vegetable derived product (It’s made from beets!) that contains no
alcohol, oil, perfumes or potentially harmful chemicals or preservatives
and it’s odor free. That means no weird onion spray tanner smell. You
disrobe and stand in a little tent while a person actually uses a spray
nozzle hooked up to a little machine that sprays the color out. Having a
person there spraying you helps control streaking, I had none, and they
can spray some areas darker than others. You can control your color and
get to places that a regular spray tan cannot reach, under armpits,
between thighs, etc. I walked away odorless and fantastically bronzed. And
the tan lasted for two weeks and faded completely naturally, no weird
streaks or patches. The color of the tan was not at all orange; it was
more on the deep brown side, which I love. I left a tight fannied bronzed
goddess, an homage to my collegiate beautifully bootied self. Only this time
less Irish skinned and more Bahama mama.
Beauty Editor - www.spa-nyc.com
more about Smooth Synergy
the Fanny Facial at Smooth Synergy:
- Wear dark,
loose fitting clothing that day, so that the bronzer won’t stain
- You will want to wait 8 hours before taking a shower, so plan
- Moisturize twice a day to prolong the effects of your UV-less tan.
- Remember if you are happy with this or any other spa service tip at
least 15 - 20 %.
- Remember to tell them Spa-nyc.com sent you.